bonemachine

WARNING: There's all kinds of potentially offensive shit on my web pages. I take responsibility for what's on them but I don't take responsibility for you being offended. If you're the sensitive type, it's probably a good idea to leave right now. Keep your kids away. I won't apologize for it. You've been warned. And frankly, I'm tired of telling you.

WANTED (not important enough to pay a lot of cash for but help me out and I'll trade for MP3s, porn, bad poetry, CDs, a prominent mention on this site, or whatever I can e-mail to you.)

* Tom & Tati's "Truck Story." I'll get that story one day, you know.

* Playing cards. Can always use more playing cards.

* Cotton-knit boxers.

* Go to my wish list on Amazon.

Ongoing Projects:

1. Get through the e-mails I have backlogged. Which is around 1900 behind but I'm working on it.

2. Read the Invisibles series straight-through (roughly 47 issues). Two trades left and I stopped, to let a friend borrow them.

3. Make my list of 1000 Best All-Time Songs (and accompanying side-project). Please hold.

4. Get new story done for fiction blog to get it started, as well as other writing. Please hold.

5. Get link page up for the Fiction section of my website. Please hold. Will probably change this one but have to give it a bit more thought.

6. Put two long-boxes (or more) of comics up on eBay. Maybe eventually. It's all in storage right now. When I have some time I might put a bunch of stuff up, not just comics. Maybe selling some HeroClix.

7. Get online journal updated to current. Back about about two years right now. (The fact that you can't see it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm behind on it).

8. Get my weight to 178 lbs. (what my BMI says is "normal" for my height). I think I'm just under 200 right now. I'm not consciously working on it but I'm eating better and that's helping.

9. Concert-blog. A ton of work to do on that one. It's gonna take longer than any of the rest of these.

Cheers,

Marlan Harris

Somewhere in Southern California.